A Letter To Penthouse: as written in Autocorrect
- Johnny Griffin
- May 2, 2014
- 1 min read

I was sitting at the car, drinking my run and cold, when SHE walked in: The most beautiful Asian goddess I've ever seen. I can't believe she sat down right next to of. She had the most radiant smile, and the most perfect set of thus. She was wearing a red top two sizes too small, and I could see her nipples poking right through. She ordered a diet cold, them looked of right in the eyes. I was hoping she wouldn't notice how hard my coal had gotten from just a look.
"Let's in to your place" she whispered in my far.
"Bartender, I'll have the check, please".
We didn't even make it into the doorway of my apartment before we started making out passionately. I slowly slid my fingers into her dripping puppy. Her throbbing puppy was jest begging for my dial. My dial was at full salute by now. I carried her into the bedroom where I tore off her bra, and finally say those huge thus of hers. She shook in ecstacy as I eagerly vomited her puppy.
"It's your turn", she them told of, as she grabbed my coal.
She sucked my coal until my toes curled. I them finished by sounding her puppy with my hard coal, and shot my load all over those nice thus of hers.
The end.
Sincerely,
Johnny Geriatrics.
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