Getting Laid: 101
Getting Laid: 101 So, now that I'm in this new "in a relationship" status gimmick, I don't see myself using any moves on anyone else for...
A Letter To Penthouse: as written in Autocorrect
I was sitting at the car, drinking my run and cold, when SHE walked in: The most beautiful Asian goddess I've ever seen. I can't believe...
Adventures in Manscaping
Ok, I admit it. I'm a manscaper. I've been blessed with a lot of positive qualities: I have beautiful blue eyes, a rapier sense of humor,...
